| Got An Hour To Kill? Got An Internet Connection? » |
Computer Quips and Jokes and most certainly not PC
14/07/08
Computer Quips and Jokes and most certainly not PC
Computer Themed Funnies
The amusing things in life - Usually called, End Users!
Things I find and have found or still find amusing or make me smile. 
People provide an endless supply of
of really daft things in what they do and say. Especially when they fail to engage brain before typing that support question or reply. Enjoy I know I will 
Note:Some of these were seen as email signatures or on car stickers. If you know the original author, please let me know.
After reporting a bug in some software I got this reply from the author
Steve J: Unfortunately Richard is someone who does think of and test as many error cases as he can,
Steve J: Unfortunately Richard is someone who does think of and test as many error cases as he can,
If there were no walls we would not need Windows.
The cause of 80% of problems reported to help desk can be cured with 5 simple steps:
Follow the instructions
All of them
In the order they were written
Including that one
Yes, that means you!
Follow the instructions
All of them
In the order they were written
Including that one
Yes, that means you!
Follow up:
I was told to install Windows XP or better. So I installed Ubuntu GNU Linux.
Support can be supplied, only until the level of incompetence or stupidity is so great it simply overwhelms any reasoned explanation or example. (RW
When fences are brought down you no longer need Gates.
There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that do not.
user = id10t (pronounced id, ten, tee.) http://www.userfriendly.org/ User friendly Comic strip
Your PC is broken and you think I have a problem.
There are too many PC users for the number of large cardboard boxes in the world.
You know why there are so few viruses on Linx?
Because the author would have to supply the source code when they infected your machine.
Because the author would have to supply the source code when they infected your machine.
| Question, | Can you tell me your desk number, so I can find you? |
| Reply, | I sit next to Jane. |
| Boggle! |
SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0
0 rows returned
0 rows returned
Be it ever so humble, there is no place like 127.0.0.1.
| Question, | Are there any other Windows Software tools you require on Linux. |
| Reply, | Oh, yes. I nearly forgot can you port Cygwin to Linux please? |
(I wonder if Cygwin will run under Wine  |
Linux is like a wigwam.... no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside!
| Question, | Can you tell be where the file is, please? |
| Reply, | Yes it is in ../../../../../ |
For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press 3. -- Alice Kahn
In reply to an email, reporting a desk phone out of order.
Reply: I have just been informed that you need to contact ext 9876 to report the faulty phone.
Call to IT Service desk.
I think my network card is faulty.
reply: I don't seem to be able to connect to your machine!
No feedback yet
Leave a comment
